英语笑话：经典对白--如何拒绝男孩子

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

　　Boy: May I hold your hand?

　　Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

　　Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

　　Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

　　Boy: Is this seat empty?

　　Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

　　Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?

　　Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.

　　Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

　　Girl: It's in the phone book.

　　Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

　　Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.

　　Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

　　Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?

　　Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

　　Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.